evanicolecobain:

localpornstar:

titsmcyee:

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

im dying

Well that escalated quickly

i will forever reblog this

preezerk:

Gandalf go home, you’re drunk

Rebloging because of the above comment

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Various memorable/powerful quotes from the LOTR trilogy.

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whoviandeduction:

Hello!
Since the release of The Hobbit in theaters, I have come across some really cool merch that I’d like to share with you all. Hope you guys enjoyed the book and film!

Prizes:

• The Hobbit (Deluxe Pocket Edition)
• The Hobbit Movie Vinyl Figure: Bilbo
• Thorin Key Keychain
• Elvish Script Keychain
• Hobbit Logo on Navy Short Sleeve T-Shirt - Large
• The Hobbit 75th Anniversary Black Canvas Tote

Rules/About

• It would be pretty snazzy if you were following me. Yeah. You gotta be a follower.
• You can reblog as many times as you’d like
• Winner will be chose at random
• Contest ends January 25th, 2013
• Contest is open to everyone. I will ship anywhere.

Also, there is another giveaway (not LOTR/Hobbit related) I’m hosting for this blog if you’d like to participate in that one as well.

Have fun!

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teuthidtransmitter:

Bag End from The Hobbit (1977)

Just was thinking what would be a cool idea, someone should invent tents that look like hobbit holes. Id buy one

Ok so there is a lot of hate on the Hobbit, i can, to a degree, get it. But if you watch the movie as a re imagining then i think its good. I enjoy the necromancer and the prequel elements to it and radaghast. The pale orc eh not so much. The giants also i thought was out of place and pointless. Some of the voices of the goblin king and trolls i didn’t like and i didn’t like all of the cgi. I preferred the make up in the lotr. Wargs didn’t look as good nor did the eagles. Despite all that i still enjoyed the movie as a whole as long as I’m not comparing it word for word to the book. Still way better then twilight or a number of the Harry potter movies, looking at you prisoner of azkaban

Leonard Nimoy’s Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (by pelayo)

nicecardigan:

ameliapondthechristmasqueen:

A RIVER, CENTURIES AGO
SMEAGOL and DEAGOL find the Ring and start fighting over it.
DEAGOL: Mine!
SMEAGOL: Mine!
DEAGOL: Mine!
SMEAGOL: Mine!
DEAGOL: Yours. (dies)

UNOFFICIAL ENTRANCE TO MORDOR
SAM: We can’t trust Gollum! He’s out to kill us!
FRODO: Really, Sam, you and your imagination. I suppose YOU have a better plan for getting into Mordor?
SAM: As a matter of fact I do. Hang-gliding.
FRODO: Excuse me?
SAM: Hang-gliding. It’s all the rage in the Southfarthing. We make a big kite-like frame out of a lightweight wood, like balsa, if you follow me, and stretch some muslin across it; then we climb to the top of one of these mountains, wait for a warm updraft -
FRODO: I am NOT listening to this.
FRODO grabs GOLLUM’s hand and walks away.

EDORAS
LEGOLAS: The sky wears a film of gauze. The night air breathes infamy. Deceit weaves itself around my fingernails.
ARAGORN: What in the world is that? Poetry? I pay you to do two things: shoot stuff, and look pretty. If you have something to tell me, tell me in normal words.
LEGOLAS: Fine. S-A-U-R-O-N is H-E-R-E. Simple enough for you, numbskull?

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Roxberry holiness camp

Tales ofFantasy VII (by rowtow13)

This is pretty cool i gotta admit

senorlodenstein:

Scotts Tots

Most painfully awkward episode of the entire series 

Can anyone explain to me why European Fanta is so much better then American Fanta? like its not even a comparison 

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